who has the time to drink 8 glasses of water a day
That awkward moment when you tickle some one who isn't ticklish
And they look at you like:
And you’re just like:
- Britain: Excuse Me
- Mexico: Perdon
- Italy: Permesso
- France: Pardon
- Canada: Sorry
- America: Get the fuck out of my way
People in school are like “Why are you so quiet?” and I’m like












